Random Musings

Who am I: an American Businessman

What do I do: Travel and complain a lot

What Industry do I work in: Network Security

What am I into: I have a love affair with music, movies, and tech gadgets, a love/hate relationship with coffee and TV, and impatient hate for everything else.

What will I post about: mostly inane ramblings
Mon Apr 6

Its all about fluttering

Fri Mar 27
jacob: Haha, my finger slipped and I apparently hit the ugly button. I think you were channeling the Colorado flag ;)

jacob:

Haha, my finger slipped and I apparently hit the ugly button.

I think you were channeling the Colorado flag ;)

Wed Mar 25
TippingPoint's pwn2own contest at CanSecWest

The Macbook was hacked in seconds thanks to Safari.  The Vista and Ubuntu laptop were hacked later on.  The party responsibile gets to win the laptop and $10K in cash.

Tue Mar 24
“ The Phoenix Suns had more flops last night than IBM’s Blue Gene
Mon Mar 23

For those who dont know why we tweet

Thanks Kristen for the link!

“ I received a call from my bank warning me about insufficient funds. I asked the caller, my funds or yours?
Fri Mar 20
topherchris: Oh, do NOT ingest product. This explains why my colon has been rejecting this stuff. Also, some dude needs to go to the doctor and get tested for a freaky new STD. Um, wakka? Is it me, or do deodorant ads these days remind you of glam rock videos from the 80s.  I’m waiting for the grunge backlash deodorant ad to come out:  A normal guy comes out and says, “hey no deodorant will bring girls by the truckload and if you think so you need a lobotomy.  But our deodorant will at least make sure you don’t smell like B.O. so give it a shot”.

topherchris:

Oh, do NOT ingest product. This explains why my colon has been rejecting this stuff. Also, some dude needs to go to the doctor and get tested for a freaky new STD.

Um, wakka?

Is it me, or do deodorant ads these days remind you of glam rock videos from the 80s.  I’m waiting for the grunge backlash deodorant ad to come out:  A normal guy comes out and says, “hey no deodorant will bring girls by the truckload and if you think so you need a lobotomy.  But our deodorant will at least make sure you don’t smell like B.O. so give it a shot”.

What Am I?

If you never ever want your kids to sleep again, go ahead and wind up this toy and leave it on their night stand

The Ultimate Guide To Twitter

Suppose it can be attributed to Tumblr as well.  Note that guide here isn’t meant to be a how-to-get-around, but a how-to-get noticed.  And by that its meant in a very sarcastic why would you want to get noticed sort of way.

Thu Mar 19
“ A will is a dead giveaway.